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Dead Frog In The Freezer. That's The Good News
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Dead Frog In The Freezer. That's The Good News

Family – Funny, smart, personal piece from a mother-writer (or writer-mother) trying to balance kids, home, work, life responsibilities. The freezer, it turns out, is definitely not cooperating in the "balance" department in this moment. Really entertaining (& serious) stuff.

Tags: parenting, kids, children, stay at home mother

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HAHA!!!

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Hope it wasn't Kermit.

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Too funny!!! I think I would have been hurling stuff across the kitchen!

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LOL! I know what those busy days, raising kids, working outside the home, are like...;)

This reminds me of the time my sister-in-law went to my deep freezer to get a roast out for dinner, but instead she opened a sack that had a dead frozen rattle snake, she let out shreek that the neighbor a mile away could hear!

Thanks lenseview, nice story!

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A frog here, a rattlesnake there. Just another day at the office.

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texangelwings:

I had a rattler that I had skinnned but left the head on in my freezer as a joke. When my daughters came to AZ to visit me I asked one them to get me the ice cube tray. I had neighbors running down to see who had died she shrieked so loud. I didn't mean to scare her half to death. I mean the thing was frozen solid. LOL

I mean they had seen my new coontail rattler with rattles still attached hat band. I figured they knew their dad wouldn't waste food. Haahahahaaa

They got me back later, it was fair. LOL

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cowboygrandpa:

LOL! That is funny! Paybacks can be bad sometimes!

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Oh yeah. This reminds me of Erma Brombeck. Used to read her everyday and laugh.

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GWW:

Yeah, she had a good wit about her. She knew how to laugh at lifes troubles and make them seem small.

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What's the big deal? At least there wasn't a frozen dead body or body parts in there.

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Just another day as a mom!

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LOL! sound about right for most households I know that have children.

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